What we're listening to:
AA KURTZ - PROLIFERATION
AA KURTZ - 5792101 BYTES COMPLICATEREMIX
CDR - POOL AT KOGANEI PARK
CDR - RED POSSIBLE
THE BUG vs THE ROOTSMAN featuring HE-MAN - KILLER ( REMIX by ENDUSER )
KID HIDEOUS - Hideous Radio 17 - ZombieRaggaAmen EvilNinjaShit
CARDOPUSHER -TRAVESTIETEN TRANSSEXUELEN
FFF - ROTTERDAM SOUNDBOY
NIELS FRISK - ROTTEN ANNA
PRODIGY - VODOO PEOPLE PEDULUM REMIX
AA KURTZ - BC
ENDUSER - KICK DEM DOWN
ROTATOR - RUPTCH_A_TTAK
ELECTROMECA - PLATNIUM BOLLOX
REPEATER - POOR HEALTH BAD CONSTITUTION
DURAN DURAN DURAN - HAIR METAL
ENDUSER - RETURN OF THE SMACK
DJ SHARPNEL - SPACE INVADERS
DROON - CRIPPLE FIGHT
SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK- LOVE MISSILE F1-11 (BONG-RA REMIX)
SHITMAT - SHOPLIFIN GABBA
CHRISTOPH DE BABALON - APPETITE 4 DESTRUCTION
ENTICER - HATE IS A STRONG WORD
LFO DEMON - FREEZE UP
SOMATIC RESPONSES - GO OFF
LFO DEMON - SHE WANNA EXPLODE
VYTEAR - BIG UP UNICORN RAVE
TOECUTTER -POWERBOOKFIEND TOECUTTER REMIX (original by kid 606)
FLASHBULB - MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
BONG RA - 666 MPH
GIRL TALK - CLEVELAND SHAKE THAT A$$
PARASITE - WE ARE DA FUTURE
PANACEA - CHARTBREAKA
SUBJEX - I'VE DL ALL THE PRESETS
BONG RA - CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS
OK I KNOW THERE IS A LOT OF SHIT ON THIS WEBSITE. I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO ANYONE IN MY LIFE SO I DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. I WAS TAUGHT IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING GOOD THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. THAT'S WHY MY LYRICS ARE COOL AS FUCK SO GO LISTEN TO THE MP3'S AND BANG HEAD LIKE SWAMP DEMON WITH MANY EYES .... MY MOVIE RANTS ARE FUCKED AS HELL. ANYWAYS...... IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ AND LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY THEN LISTEN TO THIS SHIT HERE PLEASE. THIS PART OF THE WEBSITE IS GOING TO FEATURE PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE LIFE'S WORK IN A SENSE. MY LIFE KIND OF BOILS DOWN LIKE THIS. WHEN I WAS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 15 - 18 I DID ACID EVERY SINGLE DAY AND LISTENED TO HIP-HOP. AFTER I WAS DONE DOING DRUGS THEN I STARTED DRINKING BEER AND FREESTYLING AND COLLECTING ALTERNATIVE HIP-HOP THAT I LIKED SO THAT I GUESS ONE DAY I WOULD HAVE A COLLECTION OF SOUNDS THAT I WANTED MY RAPS TO ONE DAY GO WITH. I WAS AND FULLY AM IN A LOT OF WAYS COMPLETELY CRAZY FROM DOING SO MUCH LSD. I HAD NO COMPUTER, NO GEAR AND NO MIC. ALL I DID WAS DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO COLLECT ALL THE HIP-HOP THAT I LIKED AND I WOULD DRINK ALL NIGHT BY MYSELF WITH MY HEAD IN THE SPEAKER. I WOULD LITE A CANDLE AND I WOULD DRINK BLACK ICE BY MYSELF AND LISTEN TO THIS SHIT AND DREAM ABOUT BEING SOME KIND OF MUTANT ALIEN POST-APOCALYPTIC RAPPER OF SOME KIND. THAT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL I EVER DID WITH MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. IF ANYONE ON THIS PLANET THINKS I AM DOING ANY OF THIS OUT OF BOREDOM, POWER TRIPPING, OR WITH THE IDEA THAT I THINK THIS WILL GET ME LAID --- IF ANYTHING MY OBSESSIONS WITH HIP-HOP HAVE GOT ME LESS LAID OR ANY SOCIAL REASON WHAT-SO-EVER YOU CAN FUCKING DIE. NOW THAT I DO NOT DRINK ANYMORE I ALMOST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE DONE NOTHING MY WHOLE LIFE BUT COLLECT THIS MUSIC AND DREAM OF BEING A WEIRDO- ALIEN IDM NE0-JUNGLIST HYPER-RAVE META-RAPPER. I AM A REALLY GOOD LOOKING GUY AND I AM SMART AS FUCK. I COULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING DOCTOR OR RUN AROUND THE PLANET FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, BUT NO INSTEAD FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT COLLECT ALTERNATIVE HIP-HOP DRINK CHEAP RAUNCY CANADIAN BEER AND BANG MY HEAD IN FRONT OF MY SPEAKERS ALONE IN MY APARTMENT. THE ONLY THING I CAN DO TO PREVENT ME FROM GETTING A UNREAL CREEPY BIZARRE ALMOST SPINE CHILLING FEELING THAT I HAVE WASTED MY FUCKING WHOLE LIFE AND START SHAKING AND CRYING ON MY SHOWER FLOOR MUTTERING " ...WHAT ... HAAAVVEEEEEEE IIIIII DONEEEEEEEE " IS BY TRYING EACH AND EVERY DAY TO GET THE SICKEST COOLEST MOST BAD ASS PRODUCERS TO ROCK SHIT WITH MY VOCALS. I CAN'T MAKE MY OWN BEATS ALL I CAN DO IS WRITE LYRICS, FREESTYLE AND BUST SHIT. NOW THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. PLEASE ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR. IF I DIE. WHEN I AM 102 OR NEXT WEEK. WHENEVER. PLEASE BURN ALL THESE MP3'S ON CD OR MAKE A HUGE MIX WITH TRACTOR OR WHATEVER AND PLEASE TRY AND GATHER AS MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN TO HAVE A PARTY OF SOME KIND AND GET HIGH AND DRUNK AS FUCK AND BANG YOUR HEAD TO THIS SHIT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDM BREAKCORE NERD IN THE WORLD OR IF YOU ARE SOME RACIST SKID FROM SOME SHIT TOWN OR IF YOU ARE A GANG OF SERIOUS REAL GANGBANGERS FROM A REAL GHETTO IN THE STATES WHO HAVE EACH VENTILATED 6 PEOPLE IN YOUR TIME. I LOVE THIS MUSIC SO MUCH IF HURTS ME SO BAD I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT JUST LOVE IT. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY FINGER TIPS AS I WRITE THIS ......OK HERE IT GOES.. THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE
SOMEONE ANYONE PLEASE MAKE A CRAZY MIX OF ALL THESE TRACKS AND E-MAIL IT TO ME AND I WILL PUT IT ONLINE. I CAN'T MIX SHIT ALL I CAN DO IS RAP SEND IT TO
DIGIDESTRUTON ( FEAT. DJ Low-Budget & JayBiz )
this track just fucking rocks hard. I think I have listend to this track well over 150 times. i got this in some small record shop in the UK when I was working for Ninja Tune.
GHOSTLAWNS LFO RIK WALLER MIX
the part that starts at one minute and fifty eight seconds in this track is so fucking sick. Someone make me a track like that only way more heavy. Like imagine SUNJAMMER making a track like that with my vocals. HAs anyone heard that Sunjammer track that samples the WU-TANG CLAN.. " I watch my back like I'm Locked down hardcore hitting sound watch me at rough and tear down.." and then BOOMMMMM it sounds like a fucking jet is flying through your apartment. FUCK SAKES someone make me a track like that please.
BEHOLD THE PALE HORSE ( B BOY 3000 REMIX ) - HIVE
INSANE ( MAD DIFFERENT ) - COLD SHOULDER
BLUE BEARD'S DREAMS - REGULATION STATUS
ALL FROM THE COMPLIATION CALLED THE DRASTIC JUNGLE PROJECT
when the heay guitar distortion thing kicks in I imagine somekind of future bizzare rap concert kicking off with somone throwing a fist in the air and then all hell breaks loose in some kind of future breakcore mosh-pit riot with all the kids who are embracing the maddess and techno-lust of the future or something Someone please transform this track into a full on stomping insane hip-hop track with my vocals please. Keep that awesome distorted guitar noise as well.
This track is cool as hell. I like the nature or sound of his voice as well. good samples .. cool sounds future jungle rap something like that...I like the WossshHHHHhhhHHHhhhhing sound
Ok the begining of this track fucking rocks because I imagine some alien space craft landing and then some bizzare future rap god thing waking up and sticking it's head out of the top of the space craft and then I think thats a sample of John Lithgow from Third rock from the Sun sayind either " I'M ALIEN .. BUT I CAN GROOVE" or " I'M ALIEN AND I CAN PROVE IT" either way the beging of this track almost makes me shit my pants with excitment and joy
CRUISE MODE 101 - MUSIC BY TECHNO ANIMAL / LYRICS BY RUBBEROOM
THIS TRACK ALMOST MADE ME CRY AND START BANGING MY HEAD ON THE COUNTER AT ROTATE THIS WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT. THIS CD IS COOL BUT I DO NOT LIKE ANY 0F THE OTHER TRACKS ENOUGH TO PUT THEM ON THIS PAGE .... WHICH MAY BE SUPRISING BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP IT. MY COLLECTION OF TRACKS I LOVE IS VERY `ANIMAL' LIKE .. THE ANTI-POP ONE IS COOL AND SOME OF THE ONES WITH NO VOICES ARE COOL BUT CRUISE MODE HERE BLOWS MY SHIT AWAY. HOWEVER I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT THEY ARE SAYING. I ALWAYS SAID TO MYSELF THAT I SHOULD TRY AND JUST MAKE THE MOST CRAZY COOLEST INSANE RETARDED LYRICS POSSIBLE AND THEN ASK PEOPLE TO MAKE SONGS LIKE THIS AND USE THEM ..... CRANK THIS SHIT AND RAPE BORDEM WITH A CHAINSAW
I would like to one day put out a CD on Matador but I think I say to much fucked up shit maybe. Man also I have to say I think that press shot of those two guys in the silo is my favorite press shot in history .. fucking sick .. so hardcore .. I am too creative to be a human and I like the mirror a lot ... or something
ATTACK OF THE KILLER SYNTH & SPACE TRAVELRZ THEME the first two tracks of the album EDDIE DEF THE LAST KREEP
Ok this shit here is almost to good to be true. it's like pissed off alternative heavy instrumental hip-hop from some anti-social sci-fi guy. We got Fist of the Northstar samples in there... the begining of the second track is so fucking foul. Makes me think of some swamp alien bog moster listening to hip-hop on shrooms in a cave on some fucked up planet. When you play the second track `Space travelrz theme' thrust your right arm out and bob your head up and down with a vexed out look in your eye in front of your computers screen. YES YOU ARE ON A MISSION !
SHARDS OF POL POTTERY THE HARD MIX - ALEC EMPIRE & EL-P
Ok this is like the starting point and by the time I am 35 I want al least 20 tracks that blow the shit out of this one. Take my crazy lyrics and make a track like this only on more crack and more twilight zone ..... me bang head like mad individual .MhahahahHhahahah SPACE PIMP
THE ANARCHIST MOVEMENT - (INFAMOUS ) FROM THE ALBUM D-DAY BY THE ALLIES
Ok this track I love so much it blows my skull apart. I think that the guy who made this track was someone who watched THE MATRIX and thought it was so cool that it was almost too emotional to handle. So he let it bleed into his own work. Which make the film more `real' or could bring you closer to the feeling from the movie. Listen to this track and stand up and close your eyes and imagine what it would be like to be NEO in real life just after he absorded Agent Smith at the end of part one. Yes cancel the plans for tonight tell them you are now in Aaron Campbells brain
.........your afraid of change .....
.......your afraid of us .........
RETURN OF THE B-BOY - MR LIF from the album I PHANTOM
Ok I think Mr Lif talks about some deep stuff but I have no attention span at all. But this track is pretty fucking cool. It does not make me complelty freak out but it's dope shit. It's like spider brain serial killer rock hop in the basement
HOT VENOM - BEANS from the album TOMORROW RIGHT NOW
This is the only track that I liked on this album. I don't like the lyrics or the sound of the voice but this tracks makes me do this kind of indie-rock vibration dance thing. Which is funny because I always think Beans really went hard for the indie-crowd ... HMMMMMMMMmmm
did it work?
RETURN TO CYBERTRON ( HIVE REMIX) - ALIEN NATION featuring SUPERNATURAL, ZOUNDWAVEZ and NAPTRON
NuPLANET - HIVE and THE TROUBLEMAKER
TRUE FORCE - UNSEEN MASTER ( HIVE I THINK )
ALL FROM THE GREATEST COMPLIATION IN HISTORY
No words ---- so fucking cool make me tracks like this but more knifehandchop, duran duran duran style .... more insane and breakcorish
In my opinion this is what it sounds like inside the heads of a someone who is like living science fiction and can never sleep until it's like 7 am .... know what I mean? Ok take this track and ram it through the brains of everyone on the Peace Off label. Give it a punk jungle breackore vibe throw in some Dobermann samples and if you need anyone killed after you make that track I will be ready to take out anyone with a shovel.
I fucking love the violin and the sample " My Brain "
SUPREME TEAM featuring ANTI-POP CONSORTIUM by DJ KRUSH from the album THE MESSAGE AT THE DEPTH
it is not even slighly funny how many times I have listened to this track ... I swear to fuck I have listend to this shit like 200 - 300 times. Walk like a Ninja going to get a snack after fucking your enemy's sister in tha ass ....... A P C ........... I TUuURRNnNNNnn FrROssSTTTTyYYYYY
HELTER SKELTER 97 - MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO from the album ORIGINAL FIRE
I want some really talented producer to watch the video for this song and then make a track for me that makes me shit myself and beat my head aganist the wall. How is that for a guy saying something? AWWWwwWWWHHhH
---------HelTerSkWlter____ its in my brain now
BEASTIE BOYS - SO WHAT'CHA WANT ( soul assassin remix version ) & THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS
This track started it all for me. I guess I was like well.....ok I can conform and do what everyone says or I can try and do like my own version of this shit. So I hung out with all the deliquents in my home town to toughen me up so that I could try and pull off being some kind of uber-alternative rapper in a big city. Ahh the good old days
THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS This will always be one of my favs because its a little more dirty .. edgy and `alt' then most of their other stuff I guess. Like if New Kingdom were white and hoped up on red bull or something
See that shot of Mike D sitting down. Man I am so much cooler then him now. I mean like .. he's like old.... Body Movin ??? Cummonnn " One SiDE !! Me Head LickEDddd OFFFffFFF "
SERIAL SKILLER - THIRSTIN HOWL III
To me nothing in the world is better then someone who loves hip-hop so much it's almost beyond control. And they are actually crazy in real life ... there is no bullshit in this. This is a guy who loves making music and would serously KILL YOU .... grind teeth and thank god you don't work on Bay Street and have an anoying wife and your balls are in a purse.
DJ DUDESTYLE - HAWD GANKSTUH RAPPUHS MC'S WID GHATZ
Ok this whole album is fucking great and YES I LOVE IT .. a lot. I think this is one of the only hip-hop albums I have listened to all the way through several times. Landshark was my first favorite track but as the years have gone on I would say this one is my fav. I WANNA WORK WIT RICHARD SIMMIONS .. HE A BAD ASS HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK HE...WILL GO UP TO A FAT CHICK AND SAY .... YO YOU FAT HOG .........I wanna work with Whoopie Goldburg
LUNGEVITY - MR.DEAD from the album METABOLICS VOLUME II DAWN OF THE DEAD
Fuck !! This track is so dirty and alternative but its HYPE as FUCK. It's like all the dirtyness of New Kingdom with the soul and a drug damaged `getting it' BUT its fucking rocking like hip-hop from people who actually rob and kill people ..... So fucking good.
ATARI TEENAGE RIOT - RAGE ( TEK-H MIX ) DHR MCD32 VOCALS BY MC D-STROY
FUCKING COOL....... D-Story is actually crazy in real life. Don't worry about all that bullshit man the Breackore post DHR scene will work with you ..... those kids are the best. Except when you have to act like their Dad. UmmmmmMmmm Drugs are Bad .. make ya dumb ..... music good ...but brain good too sometimes
I CAN'T BE STOPED !!!!! Ya same here ( FUCK EM )
FIFTH DIMENSIONAL, NEW STYLE LAZER & BIRDMAN - PHOENIX ORION from the album ZIMULATED EXPERIENCEZ
Ok this guy is as close to PROTEUS as another human is on this earth I think. The GITS samples alone it this give me chills backwards into next week. I like this track a lot here. NEW STYLE LAZER Going from cyber tech hop to techy drum n bass and the whole time busting raps about science fiction oriented shit! Someone make a track like this only go from Techno Animal industro-funk beats with effects on my voice like the second verse of Rock 4 life by restiform bodies and then have it bust into Rotator and Parasite like jungle punk breakcore and I would shit a brick of joy right here on my apartment floor.
and this track here FIFTH DIMENSIONAL imagine what it might sound like if Somatic Responses made a track like that. JOHN .. YES JOHN HEALY MAKE ME ANOTHER SONG
AND LOOK !!! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW .....BUT HOLY SHIT MAN THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ORIGINAL .........
POLAR BEAR SUNSKREEN & PENGUIN BURIAL by PHONOSYCOGRAPHDISK from the album ANCIENT TERMITES
Both of these tracks just fucking rock. I want my vocals over shit like this... and if you make the tracks as good as these as I am listening to them I will do this really cocky self - absorbed lean - in dance think that is kinf of like Jamie Lidel and Wes Bolands stage pressense melded together .... " I did it all for the NookWAghhhhHHHHhhhhh "
CATECHISM - DJ SPOOKY featuring KILLAH PRIEST
Ok this is just dirty and cool. Not THAT underground if you know what I mean but the production is really good. Dark and heavy ... good talent here because you almost feel like you are falling to hell. And like a real Emcee is busting but his sort of private comic book mind set he my not always pull out in a cyper with kill kill crack dealing rappers or something..... It's like the black Def Jux or something. Only even better.
DR. OCTAGON - BLUE FLOWERS `THE DJ HYPE REMIX'
Of all the tracks on this CD this DJ HYPE mix is the only one that I liked. I sort of HAD to have bought this CD. So like I am glad I at least liked one track.
INSTALLATION II b) funny squirty AND c) rock 4 life - RESTIFORM BODIES - from the album I do not know what it's called. I think it's their second CD
I guess this is kind of close to what I am doing. I just want crazy kids making INSANE beats .... less indie - rock I am scared to piss off black people so we are going to wear ties and call ourselves indie-rockers ... haha I am kinda kidding these guys are cool. What was that other band called Reaching Quite or somethig " Hello everyone I am Ronnie Size "
FUCK I LOVE THIS TRACK. Someone make this more breakcore then Indie rock and lace it with my vocals and make them sound like the reverbaration too cool for school part.
POSITIVE CONTACT ( re-mix Charlie Clouser ) DELTRON 3030
I also shit my pants when I ordered this CD and I listened to it in the basement of HMV on yonge Street. FUCK someone who has talent make me a track or two like this shit please.
MY IMAGINATION - PORN THEATRE USHERS
fucking AWESOME track because the beat is cool and you can understand everythign he sayd and everything is a really cool --umm like fuck you whatever I rock you suck. I would like to come like this only I kind of represent the cave rock octopus from hell throwing balls of doom or something " SO JUST BACK UP DON'T ACT UP I PACK UP MUCH HEAT "
ANTIMATTER -RADAR from the compilation called DEEP CONCENTRATION 3
Fuck sakes this track fuckign RULES. Listen to this and imagine you are some mad scientist flying a space ship and all of a sudden out of nowhere you start cranking choonz and boping your head and pumping your fist in front of the console.
SMOKE - RUBBEROOM
HOLY SHIT THIS STARTS OF SO DIRTY AND ANGRY AS FUCK....... Smoke-- Aaa Choke ---- WORD UP.... BAkannnggggGGGGG FOR GOD SAKES someone make me some shit that sounds like this. Also I have no attention span but WOW I think these are some really smart pissed off brothers who know a lot about Black History or something. I am not sure what they are saying but I think these guys could make commerical fake rappers kill themselves my swallowing their own tounges just by looking at them.
ROCKSTAR part 1 and 2 by DJ Z-TRIP both songs on this big huge ass 4 CD box thing here from BOMB
FUCKING HELL I think this is the best Z-TRIP song ever. And this is also in my FAVORITE TRACKS OF ALL TIME section on the PROTEUS page. Man it's tough to get on that fucking page thats for sure.
not AS good. But fun as hell.
LOADING PROGRAM - DIESELBOY the intro track from the album SYSTEM UPGRADE
My plan was this. No nothing all day but look for music that I `like' meaning it's somehting that I would like my raps to go with and just keep freestyling and never stop. I guess I thought if I kept doing that then one day there would be an implosion of somekind and I would have like 500 songs in 2 years or something. So I would buy ANYTHING that I liked no matter what. I bought this CD just for this intro because it uses MATRIX noises and samples GHOST IN THE SHELL. That drum and bass track that follows starts off cool but just gets boring right after. It just all OwhhHHHhh OwwwhHHHHh techy techy techy me siper guy. It does not have that Guitar Rock dreaded lunatic stomp HIVE thing ya know. But rock me some shit like this intro. That would make me happy.
SUPERSCIENCE ( IN THE DARK MIX ) - BUGS
Ok so liek I said the plan was simple just keep freestyling and never stop and one day it will work. I use to listen to this track and dream about one day being some alien rap god from the other side of time and space......Uhhhoooooooooo FEEL THIS SHIT G. I THOUGHT I WAS HARDCORE... THEY SHOWED ME THEIR GUNS G
A BETTER TOMORROW - MOLASSES SPACED OUT MIX by AUTOMATOR with KOOL KEITH from NO CATEGORIES : : A ubiquity compilation
this track is great because it's just as `alternative' as it is sci-fi techo --abstract beat whatever..... you know kool keith is on drugs. AND I love the clock noise and the sonic landscapes make me think of that WICKED anime called WIND NAMED AMNESIEA. There was this fucked up town in that. All in all this is a track that takes me to planet PROTEUS I guess.
EVIL ARCHANGELS II ( street ) - RUBBEROOM from the EP RECONSTRUCTION
This shit is so evil and fucking angry. It makes me think of being a cyborg flying over a war torn city and seeing crime and destruction everywhere. So nice. But I think they are rapping about being mad at the crime and what not. Make me a track were I am like " MORE KAOS MORE DESTRUCTION ... I AM FROM THE SUBURBS BO BO BO thorw ya gunz in the air "
MODELING SUCKS & MEGATON B-BOY 2000 feat Alec Empire and EL-P of Company Flow both from the album SO .... HOW'S YOUR GIRL? by HANDSOME BOY MODELING SCHOOL
This sounds like some weird shit you would hear off the internet only actually done good. Someone mash up my shit with some alt-hop meets intense classical music style.
Ok this is TO CRAZY ... like KID 606's remix of straight outa compton. I mean I am on a serious mission here I am not going to like it just BECAUSE it's CRAZY. But I decided to put it on this page anyway. The HARD MIX is better because there is less distortion. I don't like the whole " HEY LET'S SCARE PEOPLE WITH JUST HOW RAD WE ARE" maybe if you are really stoned this would open up a portal in your wall maybe.
Man you can't understand ANYTHING EL-P says in that song.. fuck sakes... use my lyrics in somethign like that and you will here all kinda of RIDIULOUS SHIT ... blow cum on Witchblade... cutting off heads with Diclonius hands .. ect ect
WAKE & BAKE & RUMBLEFISH - THE GOATS from their second album NO GOATS, NO GLORY
Ok this track is good because it has a griding INDUSTRIAL kinda feel. Like New Kingdom only maybe half-white guys who do as much LSD as pot. Real don't give a fuck shit. I like the sound a lot.
OH MY GOD ..... if only there was a way we could go back to 94 and maybe .....oh nevermind
BURNIN' Flavor Flav, PhonosycographDISK & DXT from the Album MATERIAL INTONARUMORI another one of BIll Laswells ( I am the coolest guy alive) compilations --- long live AXIOM
This is the only song on this album that I LIKE. This track is sick because DISK is the fuking shit and he knows it. He is one of the few other people in the world besides me I think who could actually live his whole life in complete utter happiness just inside his own head. When the beat kicks in do a `going flat frown cuz I'm down grimance face' put a fist inthe air and your other hand on your hip and do a sort of Karen O style rock out thing. Sounds weird but it works.
The Eddie Def track is cool but it does not make me want to type about it and upload the mp3 so it is not that good in PROTEUS land I guess. MAN WHO THE FUCK IS EDDIE DEF ANYWAY?? HOW MANY RETARD LOSERS HAVE EVER ASPECT OF THEIR STUPID LIVES ONLINE AND THE COOLEST INSTRUMENTAL HIP-HOP GUY ON THIS SHITTY PLANET IS JUST NO WHERE TO BE FOUND ...... WTF..... I am watching Event Horizon right now
MOVIE TRAILER - CONTROLLER 7 from the album LEFT HANDED STRAW
This track feels like it came from a guy who listens to a lot of good hip-hop but he is scared to say he likes hip-hop. So he listenes to indie-rock. Then one night he did acid and went all fucked and ran home to make a track. Then as he was making it he drank a whole 2 liter of coke and when it was done he danced to the track in a really funny `Silly Walk from Monty Pyton meets Favor Flav' way. Or maybe it's just me.
VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN by VIKTOR VAUGHN from the album VAUDEVILLE VILLAIN
This is a great combination of Def Jux style edge with real hip-hop. BUT it's more STREET then backback but you get that `feeling' it's a nice grimey industrial sharp noise in the loop. Make you feel like you are the lookout man giving the cut eye looking for five o and undercovers while your boys are doing some wrong ass shit in a deserted apartment complex. I think this guys is a really good rapper because he gets mad respect all the time from everyone. I can't listen to him because he does not say things like " I am running through hell with your Mom on my pitch fork" Like Guy Albino .... But I get a weird vibe like this guy is the real deal in a lot of ways.
UNDA THE BOARDWALK - LORDZ OF BROOKLYN from the album ALL IN THE FAMILY
Ok doing all this ripping, scanning and uploading and typing is a lot of work. So I CAN NOT rant about a track unless it really makes me FREAK .... so yeah the whole album is cool but this is the only track that gives me that PROTEUS rock out thing. I think it might be because my parents use to play a Bette Middler CD and she covered Under the boardwalk ... I think I swore I would get as far away from a normal life as possible when I heard that. Hey man I know it's just a crazy bedroom dream .. but thats where the IDM thing comes in.... I got a Kangol Fadora .... SHAKE EM DOWN ...... I know we are older now and it's 2006 but imagine you are drunk 15 years old and everyone in the city knows your a bad ass ..... " that's where the body was found "
RHYMIN & STEALIN - BEASTIE BOYS from the album LICENSED TO ILL
Ok I know we are all adults now and this is all marketing and advertisment. But USE your imagination and imagine that these three guys are REAL anarchists or something. And this is like there Sonic Way to tell everyone not to be stressed out or give a shit about all the uptight aspects of life. KInd of like that speach that Weslly Snipes gave in that movie demolition man. " Fuck this pussy world.. we are going to ROB .. rape ... murder... do ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING "
SUSPENDED IN AIR - NEW KINGDOM from the album PARADISE DON'T COME CHEAP
This is my favorite NEW KINGDOM track. I was goign to pick CHEAP THRILLS from the first Album to add to this webpage. BUT ... hmm I just can't This track here is the only New Kingdom track that makes me go all weird and freaky and stare off into space before I start freestyling
BOAAWWHWHHHHhHHHhhh Dumm Dunnn Dummmmmm HAVE you.......
( I am retarded )
`83 WILDIN - EDAN - intro track from the album PRIMITIVE PLUS
nice sick electronic alt -hip-hop crossover intro track for the Primitive Plus album.
MY FAVORITE THREE TRACKS FROM LITTLE JOHNNY FROM THE HOSPITUL AND THE WHOLE FUCKING ALBUM by COMPANY FLOW
this intro track is the best. I use to drink black ice by myself and just lsiten to this shit and freestyle. I was so far gone from everything. This album was almost relegious for me.
This track has those Akria like noises and its creepy as hell.
Will I still be perfect tomorrow ......?
THUNDER ( DOM & ROLAND REMIX ) DOM & ROLAND
I swear to FUCK I have listened to all the drum and bass there is on this fucking planet looking for that HIVE vibe and I have found fuck all. This is one of the only tracks I like because the Thunder reminds me of Akria and the Violins remind me of HIVE. Plus it's a cool track .. not just the same old shit that was on its way to being uncool in due time .. whatever that means, I guess this track makes you bruk out in a kind of intraverted self absorbed way.. almost like " you like breakcore now but and you are a hater .. but this track was good.. and you are going to some indie rock shit tonight just because you have got your shit together so much the state of the humans is more important then the sonic landscapes" UmmmOkaaayyyy
RUGGED SHIT & COCKROACHES by NECRO from the Album I NEED DRUGS
MY fav NECRO track .. pissed angry movie addicted loner White Boy Death Rap .... Fuck the humans out the door... this is my planet you fuckign sheep !! DIE
2nd to PHOENIX ORION I would have to say that this is a close to PROTEUS as any other human is .... in this track that is
CYBERPUNKS - DEL THE FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN from the compilation STRENGTH MAGAZINE PRESENTS SUBTEXT
Ok Phoenix Orion is the closest human to PROTEUS and I would say that CYBERPUNKS here along with COCKROACHES by NECRO and SciFidelity by PHOENIX ORION are soniclly as close to PROTEUS as possible I guess. This is SO WICKED. Man I need is a MIC and ANIME .. women always jump on me everywhere I go anyway ........
......earth two DUH DHUN DUNNNNn
I'M DESTRUCTIVE - DR. OCTAGON from the famous DR. OCTAGONECOLOGYST
My favorite track off the famous Dr. Octagonecologyst.
I KILLED MING ( STOP CALLING ME FLASH ) KAOS & SCRATCH TAR by DJ T-ROCK from the album SIKINTHEHED
THis album is really fucking cool and these are my favorite three tracks from it ......someone make me stuff like this please
LOW MEMBRANE MIX by SCANNER & MILKY RMX by DJ GRAZHOPPA from the Album OSCILLATIONS REMIXES by BILL LASWELL
This track is the reason I bought this CD .. because it's kind of liek hip-hop and I think taht is REDMAN going " I transform like megatron ...." but this album turned out to be one of my favorite CD's It's in the PROTEUS fav album section thing
This track is so neat .. this song gave me a really weird dream once. I will never forget it. I was all fucking crazy ... like static and then that really neat sound .... someone please make a weird track with my vocals all flying around like fire in space
HERE IT COMES by FREDDIE FRESH ( THE BEST HARD HOP TRACK EVER ) & MACROSCOPE BY Sir Menelik aka CYCLOPS 4000 both on one of the best compilations in history called INCREASE THE BEATS big beat across America Volume One
Best Hard hop track EVER.. prove me wrong .. mail me a mp3 of a better hard hop track.. All hail the king of Hard Hop that no one knows about .. great cutting edge party music that no one knows about because people are stupid
Very CLOSE to total PROTEUS here. Someone rock some stuff like this please. I have fuckign listened to this song like 400 times I think. God someone make me a track like that so I know I have not wasted my life or something.
Ok Ok I am goign to be really honest here. Ok I just do not take the internet that seriously ... I have so much respect and love for people who make music with my vocals ..it almost transends the interface. However all in all. I mean the real world is the real world.... Women who you meet in a room or a party do not give a fuck what you do online I do not think. So you might be shocked at how blunt I am going to be here. But I sure as fuck so not expect to meet women online because of this music shit here. .... So I will just say it .........HOLY SHIT I play this CD when I have sex and MY GOD ..... the good times I have had with these songs in the background ....Fucking HELlLLLLLl
ALEXISANNE ( GREENTHINK) by GREENTHINK from the album BLINDFOLD or by BLINDFOLD from the album GREENTHINK ( I can't tell damn these artsy wank anticon whimpy honkys and there obscure anticon traycars and CD art
HOLY SHIT.. MAN OH MAN this shit makes me happy as fuck ... make a track 7 min long like that and I will fuck your sister ...CHRIST THIS IS ILL .... I don't know what the fuck he is saying but this track is COOL!!!!!
WHAT'S THAT SOUND - SAMSEVER from the complilation THE STORY OF MOWAX
Look at that price tage..yes I paid $75 CND for this ONE song. I had no choice .. it gave me that `feeling' so I had to buy it. Fucking hell eh? Why the fuck was this CD so expensive?
" I was AlLLLllLlll Alonneeeeee "
ROLL OUT - D-STROY - from the compilation UNDERGROUND AIRPLAY version 1.0 mixed by DJ SPINBAD
Is is just me .. or am I the only one who can tell right away when an Emcee is actually REALLY crazy. This not a normal flow or whatever. You can hear it. This is like some form of mental illness ... but in a good way. MAN don't you hate it when expensive `hip' surf and turf style skate clothing companies try and get all down with avant-hip-hop? Fuck it's like they are going for that demographic of girls who will spend $80 on a Tripple Five Soul shirt or something ....
THE METALICA / MIDNIGHT OIL MASH UP - THE STARWARS THEME HIP-HOP THING & THE BEATLES YESTERDAY HIP-HOP ROCK THING all from UNEASY LISTENING , VOLUME 1 by DJ Z-TRIP & DJ P
Those are my three favorite parts from this CD. I have 3 copies of this CD and one is still in the plastic wrapper. No other CD on earth is like this one. A girl once fucked me because I was playing this CD at one of my Altered Beats .. I guess she thought that was me mixing all this.
DRAIN ON BRUGZ & $CRIBBLE DOWN THE AMOUNT - SHAPESHIFTERS from the album GANGSTANZ FO GAWD
These are my two favorite tracks from GANGSTANZ FO GAWD and theyn bleed into each other as well ....man you KNOW if I had a big shapeshifters flag and I hung it in my window .. I could not because even the slight chance that a Shapeshifters fan was walking by the fucker would so STEAL IT. .......... ..........( make swiming in air motion and move head slowly up and down ) ... The time has come .. to write the cheque ... for my crew and my whole possee .........
NUMBED/ONE MINUTE ( MISSY ELliOTT vs U2 ) - GUESS WHO'S BACK ( AFX vs EMINEMvs ROCK-APELLA vs B.T.N HaRMONY vs MARC LAWSON vs KURUPT ) - I SHIT ON YOU ( D-12 vs GARY NUMAN vs VARIOUS ) - BAD ROLLIN ( LIMP BIZKIT & WU TANG CLAN vs BAD COMPANY ) - NID & SANCY from the album NEVER MIND THE BOOTLEGS HERE'S SEX WITH NID & SANCY
these are my four favorite tracks off this CD. They all just rock there is not much to say. HOWEVER I have to say this. In the history of ALTERED BEATS the act of me wanting and hearing and playing songs has always been very `ANIMAL' like. It's like this feeling that can't be stoped or controled. I have never tired to like anything and I have never second guessed anything I like. HOWEVER this track BAD ROLLIN has to be the only song that I almost fully get into BUT I am like " Ummm ok .. ummmm is this like uncool .. I mean shit man . it's Limp Bizkit......." So I have never played it out. But when I play it at home I crank it really loud and right when that part kicks in and it goes HEAVY into the bad company `rinse out' or whatever you call the breakdown... " ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN" what I do is I grab my knees and I do the same dance that Nicolas Cage did in the begining of the Face Off. Remeber that? Seriously try it your self it's so much fun. .........
GOOD FRIDAY - M SAYYID from the compilation SOUNDINK - COLAPSUS
This track is fuckign cool. Nice and dirty and woobly sci-fi. And you can even hear some things he is sayign in this. I remember " Shit clogs up ya sink" and " Blow the hair off ya head like Billy Coregan"
NOW THAT IS FUNKY ..........MMMM SAyyyyyyyyyIIDDDDDDDDD
BOBAFETTE ( Last of the Gemini ) - EDDIE DEF from the album OPEN YOUR MIND ( WAX PEOPLE II )
This is the coolest weirdo instrumental freak-hop track ever mad. The voices remind me of that chick from the video Hobo Humpin Slobo babe .. remember that whale shit? I LOVE this track a lot ..someone make me a track like this shit and I will fold in half with happiness
SIMIAN D aka FEELING IGNORANT - COMPANY FLOW ( featuring ILL BILL )
This might be the greatest BACKPACK hip-hop song ever made. Fuck that it's like a freaking athem for backpack. The intro is so sick you can almost feel it in your teeth. Just listen to it kick in.. hMmmMMMmmmmm So nice. You think you Like that? Imagine the way that the sort of `new to drum & bass slighly reformed wigger types with fetal alchol syndrome' heads reacted when this came out. Christ I bet a lot of them actually threw out their arm from doing that " Yo Yo yO " thing ... BHHHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA
THICK MARKER - SENSATIONAL from the album LOADED WITH POWER wscd022 ( Din't ask me why but every time I rant about a wordsound release I put in the cat #... mad respect to the EYE I guess )
Ok Ok Ok ... Have you seen SPAWN the animated series part three? Ok there is this opium den run by this asian Gangster dude ... when I hear this track I imagine myself as a body hunter / theif / assasin .. thats kind of like Lupin the third meets Spike from bebop .. only more hardcore ... and I am walking into this place and everyone is staring at me because they know who I am .. but it does not faze me I just keep walking with a slight b-boy limp staring up at the rim of my Kangol hat ..... someone make this real for me ok
man I need help ...
THE FIRST TRACK FROM DEEJAY P'S MIS CD HELL on WHEELS!
Ok he mixes the Halloween Micheal Myers theme with Dr Octagon. So like FUCK someone do that with my shit and my movies pick an anime or sci-fi or whatever and rock it dammit ! Got to love having the most obscure hip-hop DJ's on the planet Mix CD's OMG I am so ill I can't even calm down enough to shit. Why don't I just crank call Turntable Lab and just laugh at them or something.
" Yo you support underground artists .. you support Canadian Hip-Hop..?"
man Someone should kill that guy ...."
THINGS YOU CAN DO - DELTRON 3030 - from the album .. ummm DELTRON 3030
Ok OK OK FINE I guess I have to like ONE track from this fucking album so I guess I like this one.. because the sample makes it like `alternative' old school nursery rhyme shit.. MAN this shit is so FAKE .. I am sorry ... Poor Phoenix Orion that GUY IS LIVING THIS SHIT and these guys just go slap bang pow.. lets sell this to those morons who buy all the anticon shit and shapeshifters CD's If I am wrong I am sorry. If I don't hear any greif from this then I will assume that I am right
TRACK THREE FROM DISC ONE OF HIP-HOP 2023 THE NINE feat PHOENIX ORION - HIVE & PHOENIX ORION, AND THAT SICK ASS CYBER PLUSE PART FROM DISC TWO THAT STARTS AT 10 MIN AND 29 SECONDS by HIVE
Sick shit. Hear Phoenix doing the 12 Monkeys thing before he starts busting. Hear the Star Wars samples. Make a track like this only sample my movies and make the music more French Breakcore Punxx Peace Off Breackore Roit meets Toxix Hip-Hop neo junglist. Lay my shit on there with mad effects and just after you e-mail me the track run around the block naked yelling " I did it. I did it ..thats right I did it! " Just like that Mr Dead song Lungevity you listened to.
my god ! For the love of fuck someone make me a track thats sounds like that all the way through for christ sakes .. jessshhhh
HAUNTED HAIRPIECE - WAXFACTOR frm the compliation LEXOELM
WaxFactor The 17th track of the compliation CD Lexolelm released on Lex Records. LEX002 - I love this track because its kinda chill but whoever does this GET'S IT. Even haters of the worst kind would like this track. If you are a person who is more chilled out and more of normal IDM nerd and you want to make beats with my lyrics please make sure you shit is at least as cool as this stuff please. Thank you.
GIVE IT TO ME I ( INTRO ) Shapeshifters ( Know Future 2nd CD intro track )
Shapeshifters ( Know Future 2nd CD intro track ) I put the first intro and the second track that it goes into in a zip here. I dont like the track that follows but holy shit that intro is fucking amazing. Things like this make me cry and bang my head repeatatly on a desk at the same time.
OFF AND RUNNING and LIL' TASTE OF POLAND by BUCK 65 from the album MAN OVERBOARD
Fuck this is WIKKED! It's a great fusion with IDM and REAL hip-Hop. Such a `white boy from canada nerby backpack headbanger'. Almost make you proud to live near lots of trees and like anime.
I hate indie rock - anticon'y crap most of the time but this track is well done and fun. Very smart and then goes into what I think is that German Nuclear Physicist guy who thinks we were brought here by aliens.
THUDS LIKE SCUDS - DUBADELIC from the album BASS INVADERS
Dubadelic 3rd song of the album Bass Invaders released on Wordsound WSCD027 I really want to hear alien shit like this in my songs. Producers please take serious note of this one. Gimme some `They Live' sci-fi wacked out shit yo...... real wrath of God shit.. fire and brimstone .. Cats and Dogs ...living together ... MASS HYSTERIA
iLektrik -DJ KRUSH from the album Code 4109
FUCK I LOVE THIS KRUSH TRACK....Man why can't the werdier ones hve the talent of this fuckign guy. Make me a track KRUSH
THIS FUCKING TRACK ROCKS .. and it has this voice in it that sounds like some UBER-attitude driven half gangster halk hipster Japanese guy... Ummm like this guy here
BLUE SPRING rocked .. I did not like 9 SOULS that much but at least I got this screen grab. I might use it for a poster but it looks too much like something the tired old hipsters in Toronto might try. I will stick to my fly ass bitches I think
TRAPPED IN THREE DIMENSIONS & X1 by ICE from the album BAD BLOOD
Ok this whole album blows my dick off obviously -- but these two tracks are my favorite
would like someone to please try this whole two guys busting lyrics at the same time thing with my vocals. Just use two freestyles or more. But get really bizzare and creative. Something that would wind up in the `Alternative c8' section.
FUCKING HELL THE UGHHHHRRRHH AND THEN THE NEW KINGDOM GUY S.. AND THE SCRAPPING AND THE DRUGS AND THE FUCKED UP MUTANT ALLEY RAP ... FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
SIANARA ROBOCOP !!!!!
TYPICAL AMERICAN by THE GOATS from the album TRICKS OF THE SHADE
DunnnnDunnnDerer eerrrrRRRRRR "
OK OK OK OK are you ready or this ?? I am goign to try and type the whole song ... are you ready .. here it goes and I am not goign to look at the inside of the tray car... Ahemmmmmmm READY?? OK OKK OKK
tell me who is who tell me who is on the microphone it's odie from the goaties I propose I would lie a bone to edge off the dread I'm alleaged to have sparked a joint I speak polital and blitical I really hope ...... oh never mind.. man maybe a month from now I will go back and try and fix all the spelling on this fucking page
COMPLETENESS - DJ FAUST from the Album INWARD JOURNEYS
Ok this intro fucking rules. It makes me think about the animated short `FRANKEN'S GEARS' from ROBOT CARNIVAL .. that and a crazy guy liek me .. like the scarecrow from Batman Begins making some cool shit in some dungeon or something.
END II END BURNERS ( remix) - COMPANY FLOW from the album CLASS X ( tribute to Company Flow )
Can't undersatnd shit they are saying as usual but listen to old `rave' and old `jungle' influnce there. Hear it? The producion is so quite. But this track still gives me cyber-hop chills.
OBLIVION/HUMANS - MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO from the album ACTUAL SOUNDS + VOICES
Ok fuck the world. I could get all stressed out about nothing and try and get rich doing shit I hate. Or I can stand in my apartment and spin around in a circle and fall in love with myself even more. Humans make me mad but I love my brain.
MC JACK DANGERS ON THE MIC BITCH ...SHUT YA MOUTH ya fukin WANKER
I think after the Techno Animal Brotherhood silo shot and teh ICE shots this is like maybe my thrid favorite press shot I think. This might come in handy one day
BEASTIE BOYS - ( no song ) DEF BEFORE DISHONOR
I DO NOT LIKE ANY SONGS ON THIS I AM JUST PUTTING THE CD ON THIS PAGE ...JUST WHATEVER SHOWING IT OFF I GUESS.... HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE DUMB IN SCHOOL AND USED THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A HUGE FAN OF THESE GUYS LIKE YOU ARE EXTRA HIP OR SOMETHING ....NOW ALL THOSE GUYS ARE LAWYERS AND YOU ARE MOVING FURNATURE FOR FUKING LEONS
THEME - CONCEPTS from the album INDEPENDENT SOUNDS VOL III
The 15th track from the compliation CD Independent Sounds - Amoeba Music Compilation Vol.III Ok fuck I have to give you the mp3 here as well because their is no fucking way you are going to find this track. This starts of with the BEST SOUND! Mental note use that sound Mr. Producer!
I like this track because it makes me think of a centopeid wearign a skater cap making a b-boy mannerism and walking down the street oll hoped up on rebbull going to go for a ride on a ferris wheel
MARS - NEW KINGDOM from the album HEAVY LOAD
Ok I lied. I thought about this yesterday on the bus. This is my favorite track from thsi album.
TRACK 8 - BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY...AMG, THEN TRACKS 23 to 25 PUT YA HANDS UP...WHOOLIGANZ- BUMP YA HEAD...MADFLAVA...JACKIN' FOR BEATS...ICE CUBE then HOWARD JONES MEETS X-CLAN from DEE JAY P GANGSTA MIX VOLUME ONE ...AZZHOLEZ AND ELBOWZ
THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THIS MIX CD HERE. FUCKING ROCK OUT.. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE BLACK PUSSY ON MY DICK
SHAOLIN BUDDHA FINGER - DEPTH CHARGE from the greatest fucking shit ever the album NINE DEADLY VENOMS
Ok the whole shit is awesome but this is I guess my favorite ...because Umm it's liek got the cool begining I guess... " When facing your enemy ....." got to love the shot from Tokyo Decadance there. I never watched that whole movie .. but that scene was fucked up " Say you are a horny business woman..." ....SAY IT .....
SO INTELLIGENT - SIR MENELIK aka CYCLOPS 4000 featuring KOOL KEITH / NIGHTWORK - SIR MENELIK AKA 4000 both from the RAWKUS compilation SOUNDBOMBING
5th track on the Rawkus compilation Soundbombing. This track wants to be so underground its crazy. Sir Meneilks voice is cold and calculating and you got EL-P voice in the chours. Plus that noise you hear thats sounds like the movie scanners. And then at one point you hear Sir Menelik go " blah blah blah .. moved his bowels" And the the chours comes in and you go " heh yeah fuck that was cool " So make me a version of this song that is 1000 times more cutting edge and diry. Use Nubreakcore, hyperRave, Mash-Up influneces and I will say shit from start to finish about having orgies with anime girls and using a giant device strapped to my roof to move everyone on the planets bowels so there is just shit everywhere.
Next to that ICE track that has the two guys rapping at the same time I think this might be up there being one of the most `alternative' hip-hop songs of all time maybe. I guess.
DEF PREZIDENT - KID ACNE from the album RAP TRAFFIC
NICE FUCKING BEAT! Its like Goats meets New Kindom meets Boom Bip meets Mr. Len meets something Tom would put on Lex Records. I like the effects on Kid Acne voice as well. I like it when he says. " I build rhymes for ComBat.. I spit armagendons when I rap." Sounds like shit I say only I would just keep that going from start to finish and then ask one of you lunatics to fuck it up hardcore!
PSYCHOBABBLE - DUBADELIC from the album 2000: A BASS ODYSSEY
forth track of the Dubadelic Album 2000 A BASS ODYSSEY released on wordsound wsc007 Fucking awesome dub-mutant hip-freak beat. Sound like if Ice cube and Max Hedrome were giving you a root canal while you are on a giant pill of condensed shrooms like Billy Crudup in the flim Jesus Son. As you are getting drilled and scapped you see a army of black panter smurfs that are maching in unison coming to kill you. Great beat for my lyrics.
000 ( The intro track on the EP 000 ) - THE OPUS
Ok so yeah .. that was the plan. Keep freestyling and looking for sonic things like everywhere. So I LOVED the dark city sample so I bought this CD. Now that I am a well.... you know. I almost laugh at myself for that. I do not even like the rest of the CD. I guess I am putting this up here to show how nuts I am / was. I am not feeling this. It's like they are tryign to do a graverdigga meets Mike Ladd Welcome to the Afterfuture thing only coming rough like Rubberoom. But it does not feel as umm well RUuberoom were PISSED about something. I hope those guys did not commit ritual suicide because there souls were too pure for this hellish planet
PSYCHOTIC EPISODES - SPECTRE featuring SENSATIONAL, MR. DEAD & GOD ALBINO
Ok Ok FUCK FUCK remember how I said that Sci-Fidelity and Cockraches by Necro are like as close to `PROTEUS' as you could ever get? FUCK THAT nevermind. When Guy .. Ahem sorry GOD Albino bust in sounding lik he is goign through a phone !!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK that makes me do that retarded Jungle BO BO BO thing so hard I almost ram my left hand through my left CRT screen.
" TAKIN SUM CRAZY SHIT STRAIGHT TO THA HEAD "
For the love of fuck someone make me a track like that. If SPECTRE won't can't then somone else do it PLEASE !!!
" COP'S DON'T LIKE ME ...... and ...I... don't like ...COPS ..."
HELLO ...WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF ALBINO ....
THE SIGHTING - CUJO from the compilation EARTHRISE SHADOW 3
OK I am going to let you guys in on secret. Ok I always knew that I wanted to be a VERY weird diffrent Emcee for a living. I know that this would be a very cool way to live your life. So liek I said the plan was .. freestyle for 5 hours a day and collect hip-hop all the other times. After years and years had past and my skills were more and more intense knew that this carrer goal thing was actually definatly going to become real. This track here and this Meat Beat Track which I will go back and add my comments about above for the Actual Sounds and Voices section. Ok well I would get HAMMERED and I would think about the fact that I know that I am goign to `make it' Well this is one of the tracks that would make my eyes roll back in my head and I would like do some kind of full body inside mental masterbation thing too. Not many chill tracks can do that to me. Just picture the camera zooming into my eyes as the track goes on....
man I shit GOTH and eat IRONIC
REVENGE - ALASKAN FISHERMEN ( Thirstin Howl III, Father Time & Godforbid ) from the album ALASKAN FISHERMEN
This beat is so heavy and grimey but still well produced. Plus its so heavy it's almost makign fun of itself. Great beat.
" ...WHA....WHAT !???? YOSE DONT WATCH THA NATATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL!?????? FAWRRIRRR AND ICEEEEEEE...... "
SUPERHERO - JEEP BEAT COLLECTIVE from the album TECHNICS CHAINSAW MASSACARE ( the guy is called teh RUF and he is cooler tehn anyone you will ever know ..I am cutting my palm with a buterknife and bleedign on the keyboard as I type this )
Ok this is my favorite track off of the double CD thing. and I have to say I AM SO FEELING THIS FUCKIGN GUY!!!>. I fuckign feel this guys PAIN.. I Am pretty sure I kind of KNOW what it was / is liek to be this guy. Here is a guy with a SICK ASS brain .. but he is a REAL HIP-HOP head... Nahh mean???? LIKE this dude was at hip-hop shows but he thought they SUCKED !!! HE had ideas so ILL that there was NO WAY he could even tell even a single person in the ROOM because no one would GET IT !! this made him SO MAD that he would breath so hard that you could actaully feel the force of the breathing boucing off the front of your teeth and reverbarating in your skull..!!! He tried to tell people but NO ONE GOT .. fiannly he say FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU ARE ALL STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO he got his gear all set up and made his one shit and BILLY JAM from OPsss no wait that the hiphop SLAM guy... umm ok who ever does BOMB put out a CD thing...... FUCKING right !! people SUCK .,, no one knows what good music is they all just want to fuck and Die and get money FUCK THE FUCKERS ASSHOLES DONT KNWO FUCKIGN MUSIC
( wow you would think after a rant like that I would like more then just this one track off this CD )
right click and go view picture on the above image and read what he says
DEAD MAN'S CURSE - TECHNO ANIMAL
Ok put this track on and stand up in front of you speakers. Move your feet apart abit and close your eyes and hang your head abit. Then make fists and shake your wrists a little bit at the begining of the track. Wait for that really edgy metal technooYyy sound before you really start getting into it. Now try and force yourself to have a mini-panic attack into the track. ... The begining of this track is COOL .. but then it gets just really mad and serious. Man I know this guy is pissed about serious issues ...but I can't deal with that stuff I live in a bubble. I once met a girl from some other country and she said that she had a friend who's husband was killed by some soliders. So her friend went back to that country and on her way to get her husbands body she saw some or the soliders and she started crying and yelling at them. Then the soldiers took the women and gang raped her and then killed her. Being a little rich white asshole who grew up in a tupperware house watching the simpsons with a Dad that just seemed to care about money information like this pretty much short circited my brain. I can even begin to handle information like that and my media zombie self absorbed peice of shit soul can't registar things like that. So the fact that this poet will talk about these things means he is 100000000000000000 times a better person then me. Hey just because this site is filled with fucked up shit don't think I am not fucking human. Ok FUCK THIS yeah the beging is fucking COOL. Use that part ..The two ton cyborg gorilla part
THE MOST SADISTIC ( REMIX ) & GARBAGE BAG - NECRO both from the album NECRO rare demos and freestyles volume 1
fucking nice !! good job ya fuckers
Remeber back when I was talking about speedcore, terrorbreak, doomcore ect. type artists making their first sort of version of a hip-hop beat. I used ICE X-1 as an example as to what I was hoping that might sound like. This is somrthing along those lines as well. Imagine garbage bags remixed by Enticer, Neophyte and Sunjammer. Thats fucking heavy. Warning Neco's lyrics are not for the faint of heart in this one.
NUDE PAPER - ANTI POP CONSORTIUM from the album THE TRAGIC EPILOGUE
One of the best and most fun Anti-Pop tracks. Beans know's it too. I think it's one of the first tracks he pulls out when he performs live. It's starts off great but bores me shortly after. Thats why I am talking to you freaks.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A HOLLER ( VIPEE-PEE MIX ) - KID 606 from the album THE ACTION PACKED MENTALLIST BRINGS YOU THE FUCKING JAMS turd02
Ok somebody make me sound like the Eminem part of thsi fucking song. IF Kid 606 will not do it then like WHAT THE FUCK then someone else do it. It can't be that hard??? I mean like it's just human in front of some wave editor right? another chunk of fleash and blood in front of Soundforge, Cubase or Reason or Abelton or whatever? I mean like he just managed to convince every insecure internet addicted loser who wants to be cool that he is like god or something. Christ they had to blur him out for the Wire because they thought he was so ugly..... ahhaah I am just joking but yeah someone rock me like this please
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPUSA - COMMODORE 64 from the album K-MINUS INITIATIVE
ehheehehhe funny. The above press shot is one I actually like a lot as well. It's like when you are white but you are so smart and so cool. You can oly get so smart and so cool until evetually you kinda implode and you have no choice but be some kinda of alterenative rapper. Something like that.
VISION OF ART featuring COMPANY FLOW - DJ KRUSH from the album ZEN ( so Ninja Tune has never called a CD zen .. but liek.. umm the whole cat # thing )
I don't care what EL-P is saying in that but his voice sounds cool and that krush beat is good. Make that track way more sick, twisted and cool and throw my deranged freestyles over it and add creepy effects and call it a day.
TALES FROM THE RAILS ( FEATURING RAMMELLZEE ) - LORDZ OF BROOKLYN from the single SATURDAY NITE FEVER
Ok I forgot to add this with the above All in the family rants. But maybe it's for the best because I get to show off that I have this CD here. Not like anyone gives a shit. When Rammellzee bust in that has to be one of my favorite `SOUNDS' for a Emcee voice .. 2nd to that would be that part in the Restiform Bodies track when it goes all Crazy .. man you can't undersatnd ANYTHING they say in both of these tracks. Use my vocals and everything will sound AWESOME .. use effects you FUCKERS rock me like some fucking up drug damged white guy who is too smart wandering around a deserted train yeard or some shit. Man I am too deep to live... Yeah Aaron keep telling yourself that.
LENCORCISM, INFO KILL II & FUNCRUSH SCRATCH - COMPANY FLOW from the album ( drum roll ) FUNCRUSHER PLUS
this is BANGIN as FUCK. When you listen to this you just KNOW that some guy in New York who is like a bum alcholic but the only thing he has to keep him from killing himself is the fact that he thinks he knows good hip-hop...back in 1997 he banged his head to this in his aparment so hard the girl he was with thought he was retarded and got up and walked out.
OK when I moved to Toronto I wanted to be the weirdest rapper on the planet. I tried goign to Trebas but all those guys were fucking idoits. I use to get depressed because I was finding this so hard to do. I would get really drunk to this song and one time I was listenign to this and I droped my beer and it shattered and spilt al over the floor. I just stared at the mess and listened to the rest of the song sulked over in my chair.
Ok I will let the Cat out of the bag. This whole album is based on the cinematic landscape of the anime VAMPIRE HUNTER D . Yeah thats right I am telling everyone what? Man I can't beleive they ripped him off with that BLADE shit. Man if hardcore anime heads from Japan ever got a nucular weapon they would blow the shit out of us. Bang your head to this and stare off in space to this and think about my sad pathetic life.
LESSON #7 - LIVE HUMAN ELEFISH JELLYPHANT
Ok I do not really like this CD that much. And the song I picked to ram on this page I do not like that much either. But I quess it's my favorite. And I think it's probably the best track because it's like the first one and I am never wrong about anything. It's pretty freaky really. I guess I felt like I HAD to buy it because it was .. I don't know a bunch of smart weird techy white dudes doing some kind of avant live experimetnal hip-hop and it was on Matador so like Kevin Martin probably thought they were cool. I never dreamed about a CD but if I was to be on any label I like Matador I think. Could someone call them and see if they would put out a CD of me please? I am not joking my DREAM was to just be a rapper but for some reason I think that label is cool. If they don't like the fucked up shit I say I am just saying that because I am trying to say more fucked up shit then Necro and Cage . just ..Umm I don't know .. because. Beside I have a feeling everyone on TigerBeat does not get paid. You just get to be excited that people who the marketing plan worked on will now kiss your ass.
Remember the sene with Dennis Hoper and Cristopher Walken in True Romance?
" .....SO ...NOW TELL....ME...........AM...I LYING ?????"
POISON -THE PRODIGY from the album MUSIC FOR THE JILTED GENERATION
Ok this is like one of the greatest POP-ELECTRONICA tracks ever made. And it is a little hip-hoppy really... if you listen close you can hear the background vocals " .....jump around ......hit the ground......jump around ....hit tha ground..." and this video is SICK as hell.Someone mke me a video liek that only way more HARDCORE. Plus this song makes me dance funny. Have you ever seen Emily Hanies just GO OFF on a tamborini makes me kinda dance like that only more in a breakcore kinda way .... Man I think I am more in love with myself then any other human. Maybe I should hang out with Madonna or something. I would be afraid to fuck her because I would think she might have AIDS ... but I would let her blow me. You run the risk of three disease when I girl blows you. two of them can be cleared up in 4 - 14 days but the other one is Herpese and that viral. So remeber that. Hey when as many girls want to blow you as they do me you got to know these things. You probably think I am a pervert but I am actually not. I just try and make this site as fucked up as possible as a prety smart business move. Once you are in the real world all this is bullshit anyway. We are all animals .. I still love you IDM breackore guys though.. no matter how mad you are at me... "Awwwwwww "
" Momma said the school was flooded and they found feces everywhere......." " What are feces"
" Baby mice..."
" DARKO CHEATS DEATH ! "
SWEAT OF MY BALLS & STRAIGHT OUT OF LOCASH - CB4 from the soundtrack CB4
Rememebr WACKY DEE?
( Vocoder voice ) " HE PROBABLY JUZ WANNA KIZZ YO AZZZZZ "
B-BOY HARD - PHUNK JUNKEEZ from the album INJECTED
OK FOR FUCK SAKES ... HRAHH
BECuSE iM bECSUASE b_boy urghhhhhJDSLFAKSJHA
Ok I was going to add CHUCK and WHITE BOY DAY .. but they do not make me freak out enough go download them yourself
AIRWAVE HYSTERIA - MIKE LADD from the album WELCOME TO THE AFTERFUTURE
Ok I guess I like this track because it had that Loser country noises in it. Which makes it kinda like really alternative ..kike the things you can do thing in Deltron 3030. I don't like it that much but I guess this was worth it because it gets a point accross of what I want in terms of mashing up beats and what not. Beatmasta bill did a GREAT job with that track COG I even put it with the big TEXT chart topping tracks on the mp3 page. Yeah it always sounds cool when you mix real music with Hip-Hop heeheheheh Opps ( did I type that outloud? )
BOON DOX - EMPD from the album BUSINESS NEVER PERSONAL
Holy Mother of FUCK this has got to be one of the greatest albums in fuckign hostory. And not just hip-hop ALL MUSIC. THis shit was FOUL DIRTY and almost downright INDUSTRIAL. THIS IS DIRTY.. and not like NAS dirty..meaning REAL and dirty I mean DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liek dark alternative creeping beats sick as rhymes busted clearly and slowly I have listened to this fucking album all the was through like 600 times. My brain has huge spaces in the back of it dedicated to this album. For the love of fucking shit. Even the album art and the press shots are DIRTY it;s almost liek hip alternative gothy shit almost...WHY could hip-hop not have gone this way all the way into some tenget universe were it more about how WERID and CRAZY you can be as opo....anways I love it all but I am uploading BOON DOX because thats the blood that spirts from my eyes as I bang my head in front of my mirror with my Kangol hat on .. I WILL NOT BE ANGRY MY WHOLE LIKE I AM A CRAZY WHITE RAPPER FUCK THE FUCKERS AND FUCK YOU YEAH YOU .. I CAN SEE YOU .. I AM A HACKER .. I CAN DDOS ATACK YOU AND CRASH YOUR PC JUST SHIT UP AND MAKE ME BEATS DAMMIT
man....maybe I should start taking that medication. I am goign to stick with the IDM thing....but hey me and you CAGE movies are better then real life anyway.. and girls like crazy guys because we are not boring
BMT featuring Biz Markie - TOWA TEI from the
Ok I do not liek this track all that much but I always knew that my career goal was to be some kind of ALIEN RAP GOD. I did not just want to put out CD's or JUST make music. I wanted to be some kind of electrical real science fiction come to life thing and ass rape the world. So I knew that I had to get EVERYTHIGN on the PLANET that I liked to show producers. Leave no stone unturned I guess. So like here it is. I bought this CD used and it had no cover so I took it from the internet. Does it look any diffrent?
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